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me: mom, where are we?
mom: nail salon
me: I thought I was going to get my hair cut
mom: no, we're getting pedicures
mom: why are you wearing closed-toe shoes
me: you said I was going to get my hair cut
mom: no
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feferihipstersparkles:

that point in your life when you said “yesh” and “shmexy”

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TYPE YOUR NAME: Jackie
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: Jackie
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Javkie
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: Jasckkkide
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: yth
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